New boy in the neighborhood
Lives down stairs and it's understood
He's there just to take good care of me
Like he's one of the family

Charles in charge of
Our days and our nights
Charles in charge of
Our wrongs and our rights
So I say
I want Charles in charge of me

Charles, I love you,
Love you till the end
And I love Buddy,
Cause he's your best friend
Let's go hang out,
You me and Jesus at your mom's pizza parlor
And maybe you can hook me up
With the girl that's from Baywatch
And on your show