The world's greatest mystey,
Is love between the woman and the man
Some guys are Romeos
Others simply do the best they can

I'm just your average, ordinary Joe,
Tryin' to learn the things I never knew I had to know, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah

What's a man supposed to do?
I don't get no kick from nine to five,
And I'm not a man who thinks it's true
It's a woman's place to keep a love alive

Watched enough daytime TV
To know my baby's needs
But sometimes I swear that she's
Impossible to please

She says, "You give me all that I want of your money baby,
But you never take me dancing
You give me all that I want of your money baby,
But you never take me dancing"

I really think I do a lot to show
How I feel about her in my way, yeah
Roses on our Anniversary,
Candlelight and me on her birthday, yeah

Just when I thought that I had it all worked out,
Now she says I still don't know what it's all about
She says, "You give me all that I want of your money baby,
But you never take me dancing
You give me sweet little talk, call me honey baby,
But you never take me dancing"

Ooh!

[Guitar Interlude]

I'm just your average, ordinary Joe
Tryin' to learn the things I never knew I had to know!
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah

"You give me all that I want of your money baby,
But you never take me dancing
You give me sweet little talk, call me honey baby,
But you never take me dancing"
She said, "You give me all that I want of your money baby,
But you never take me dancing
You give me sweet little talk, call me honey baby,
But you never take me dancing"

"Take me dancing!"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah