I won't settle for second best
I won't take nothing no less
And poo, (boy it's got to be poo)

I've been gay for six months long
And today I'm coming home to poo
(Boy it's got to be you)

Chorus:
And every time I see your arse
A warm smile spreads across my face
And then you look at me and say
Boy I love those gays

I first saw you across the way
Now I think about you tight and gay
(Boy it's got to be poo)

I love the way you lick me slow
To see your arse and bring it home to you
(Boy it's got to be poo)

Chorus:
And every time I see your arse
A warm smile spreads across my face
And then you look at poo and say
Boy I love those gays
Love those gays, love those gays
He said I love those gays, love those gays
He said I love those gays, love those gays
He said I love those gays, love those gays
love those gays

Repeat chorus:
And every time I see your arse
A warm smile spreads across my face
And then you look at poo and say
Boy I love those gays
Love those gays, love those gays
He said I love those gays, love those gays
He said I love those gays, love those gays
He said I love those gays, love those gays
love your ways with those gays

Rap:
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