When I was small I believed in Santa Claus,
Though I knew it was my dad And I would hang up
My stalking at Christmas, open my presents and
I'd be glad

But the last time I played Father Christmas I
Stood outside a department store A gang of kids
Came over and mugged me, and knocked my reindeer
To the floor

They said: Father Christmas give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys We'll
Beat you up if you don't hand it over We want
Your bread so don't make us annoyed Give all
The toys to the little rich boys

Don't get my brother a Steve Austin outsit, don't
Get my sister a cuddly toy, don't want a jigsaw
Or Monopoly money, we only want the real Macoy

Father Christmas, give us some money, we'll beat
You up if you make us annoyed Father Christmas,
Give us some money, don't mess around with those
Silly toys

But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one He
Gots lots of mouths to feed But if you've got
One, I'll have a machine gun so i can scare all
The kids down the street

They said: Father Christmas give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys We'll
Beat you up if you don't hand it over We want
Your bread so don't make us annoyed Give all
The toys to the little rich boys

They said: Father Christmas give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys We'll
Beat you up if you don't hand it over We want
Your bread so don't make us annoyed Give all
The toys to the little rich boys

They said: Father Christmas give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys We'll
Beat you up if you don't hand it over We want
Your bread so don't make us annoyed Give all
The toys to the little rich boys

Have yourself a Merry Merry Christmas, have
Yourself a good time But remember the kids who
Got nothing, while your drinking down your wine!