Spoken:
Hey, and how ya doing? I'm Nora Nicks, your host on NTV, the first channel that is all letter N, all the time, N Our next video is truly on the cutting edge of what's happening in the world of letter N This group, whose name of course starts with the letter N, is called Nickmatics, with lead singer, Nick Normal What do I think of it? (laughs) I think it's nice But see for yourself, have a look at Nick Normal and the Nickmatics doing their latest hit called, "The Letter N"

(Camera closes in on the NTV screen, changes to a video)

Sung:
It was Friday afternoon
I was talking to my friend
I said "What's up for tonight, my man?
What'll be happenin'?
What's the plan?"
He said, "Nothing I know of
Nothing I guess
Sorry, just nothing
No more or no less"

Nnnnnnothing!
That starts with an N
Nnnnnnothing
There it is again
Nnnnnnothing
Again and again
The letter N

Then I boogied down to Nino's
For my favorite pizza pie
But when I got there
It was not the same
Everything was different
Even the name
I said "Where's the pizza?
Where's the root beer?"
They said "We never, never, never
Make a pizza pie here!"

Nnnnnnever!
That starts with an N
Nnnnnnever
There it is again
Nnnnnnever
Again and again
The letter N

Well I made it back home
And my father was there
I said "Dad, I know how kind you are
So tell me, tonight can I use the car?"
He said "It's only twelve years that you've been alive!
No, kid, no, you're not old enough to drive!"

Nnnnnno!
That starts with an N
Nnnnnno
There it is again
Nnnnnno
Again and again
The letter
Nothing!
Never!
No!
N!