Now there are three steps to heaven
Just listen and you will plainly see
And as I travel on and things do go wrong

Just call it steps one
two and three
Step one
to find a girl to love

Step two
she falls in love with you

Step three
you kiss and hold her tightly
Yeh ! That shure seems like heaven to me

The formula for heaven's very simple
Just follow the rules and you will see
And as I travel on and things do go wrong

Just call it steps one
two and three
Step one
to find a girl to love

Just call it steps one
two and three