Anything you can do, I can do better
Than you can do, I can do, We can do,
I can do, much, much better that you

Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do any thing better than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can, yes I can

anything you can be I can be greater
sooner or later, I'm greater than you
No, you're not
Yes I am
No you're not
Yes I am
No you're not
Yes I am, yes I am

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
We can do most anything
Can you bake a pie?
No
Well, neither can I

anything you can sing I can sing louder
I can sing anything louder than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
sure I can
No you can't
Yes I can

I'm superior, no you're inferior
I'm the big attraction, oh no, you are the small
I'm the major one, oh no, you're the minor one,
I can beat you at anything, and that's not all

anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
Fifty cents
Forty cents
Thirty cents
Twenty cents
No you can't
Yes I can, yes I can

anything you can dig, I can dig deeper
I can dig anything deeper than you
Thirty feet
Forty feet
Fifty feet

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
I can do it quicker and get even sicker
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that?
Yep
So can a rat

any note you can reach, I can go higher
I can sing anything higher than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can

anyone you can lick, I can lick faster
I can lick anyone faster than you
With your fist?
With my feet
With your feet?
With an axe
Call me a cab, kid

Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do any thing better than you
No you can't
Yes We can
No you can't
Yes We can
No you can't
Yes We can,
Yes We can