Part 1: There's the Girl that I like
Now more than ever, she give me butterflies
She makes my stomach queezy every time she walks by
I know I can be cool if I try

Part 2: There's the Girl that I like
Over there laughing with that smart--
Cartman: Ey! You're holding up the god damn lunch line!

Part 3: There's the Girl that I like
But now it appears that she likes another guy
It must be because, he's political and stuff
I bet I could be political too!