Take your seat in the table
watch the cabaret fill
Ted came down for the singer
He saw the name on the bill
how the minutes were draggin'as the audience grew
Ted was growing impatient as he swallowed his brew
" It's time to welcome the artist " he heard somebody say
saw a face in the floodlight an' ev'rything
was ok
Singer man do your work Sing your song Make it hurt
Sing the tears Sing the pain Make it all so real
Then the singer was singing all his serious songs
and his Band wa a-playing ; Ted was hummin' along
Meanwhile back in a corner there was a table
for two
Where sat the singer's cute lover snd she was
drinkin' a few,
all snuggled up with a stranger who had his hand on her tigh,
she was receivin' his message an' gazing into his eyes
So the sound came a-rollin',tumblin' into the night
an' all the people were ravin', sayin' " Man our singer's allright ! "
An' " Such a burnin' performer ! " " What a fabulous show ! "
Little lover was stirrin' She was ready to go
An' while the singer was wailing she got up to depart
The crowd was stompin' an' cheering She was breakin' his heart
Ted was feelin' terrific as the crowd filtered out
ravin' on 'bout the hero, there were whistles an' shouts
There was a guy with his sweetheart
Ted came walkin' on past
he could hear what was spoken He could hear what she asked
( She said ) " Don't you envy the hero ? "
An' the fella answered his girl
" Yes He's the ultimate singer He's on top of the world ! "