I've cracked enough jokes
And I've smoked enough smokes
Now I'm feeling for the ropes
I hope no one took notes
My excesses are getting the better of me
I'm ready to go home
Repeat
I try not to notice that I've spilt my drink
As I slide towards the door
I start to think
My excesses are getting the better of me
I'm ready to go home
Repeat
I was lecturing the kitchen
'til the icebox got bored
And where's that girl gone
I was sure I'd scored
My excesses are getting the better of me
I'm ready to go home
My excesses are getting the better of me
I'm ready to go home
I was sure I'd scored
My excesses are getting the better of me
I'm ready to go home
My excesses are getting the better of me
I'm ready to go home