I'm so excited this is great,
She drinks, she smokes, she stays out late
She looks like a pornostar but not as slutty
And her teeth are straight
She invited me to her pad
If I could score it would be rad
Got a condom in her hand
and she's taking off her pants
Then she put in that shitty band
She said her favorite band was Limp Bizkit
I asked her please “Could you turn off that shitty shit?”
She said “Fuck no!” and cranked up her stereo,
I got nauseous and I knew I had to leave the fucking room
I haven't seen her for three weeks
I bet she thinks that I'm a creep
Couldn't get it up, I was out of luck,
Later that night I couldn't sleep