The road is fuckin' hard,
The road is fuckin' tough-ah,
There's no question that-eh
It is rough, rough stuff
It's the fuckin' road my friend
But it's the only road I know
When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show
You g-go go go!

The road is fuckin' hard,
It's also really fuckin' tough,
There's no question that
It don't take no guff
The road is a be-a-itch my friend
But it's the only fuckin' road I know,
When I'm snackin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show
You g-go go go!

I met a tasty baby in Michigan
We screwed two times then I left
Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan
Why can't I stay in one place
For more than two days
Why?!
Because I'm talkin' about the road [5X]
Road!