now, i understand some of ya don't know sarah jean,
so i'll tell ya a little bit about her
she's a lesbian eskimo midget albino

she went to college and she started the lesbian midget eskimo albino student union,
and 400 people signed up!!
there they werehundreds of 'em,
lesbian eskimo left handed midget albinos,

did i mention the fact that she's left handed?
she's left handed alright

girl's got some strange hobbies,
one of her hobbies is luring children into open man-holes,
which is kinda difficult,
'cause a lot of the children are taller than her,
her being a midget and everything

or her being a left handed midget
or her being a left handed lesbian midget
or her being a left handed lesbian albino midget
or her being a lesbian left handed albino midget eskimo
life can be pretty difficult on that young lady

she bit me once, ya now
right here, you see this?
left a mark

she was luring a friend of mine's kid into the sewer,
and i run up and try to stop her,
i said, 'listen there, you lesbian midget left handed albino! you stop right there!'
and she bit me

i'm afraid i'm gonna, i'm gonna turn into a lesbian left handed midget albino when the moon is full
O MY GOD, the moon is full tonight,
i can feel myself shrinking,
i can feel myself getting left handed,
i can feel myself getting the urge to build an EEEgloo,
i can feel my skin turning white and my eyes getting red,
i can feeli can feel the urge to buy a susan -something- ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ookay, it was just gas