We're calling all bed-wetters and ambulance chasers
Poor pick-pockets, bring 'em in
Come join the Youth and Beauty Brigade

We're lining up the light loafer'd, and the bored bench-warmers
Castaways and cut-outs, fill it up
Come join the Youth and Beauty Brigade
Nothing will stand in our way

I figured I had paid my debt to society
by paying my overdue fines at the Multnomah County Library
At the library, they said, "Son, go join up
Go join the Youth and Beauty Brigade"

Nothing will stand in our way