Lisa -If you wish to be our sitter,
Please be sweet and never bitter,
Help us with math and book reports
Bart -Might i add, eat my shorts!
Homer- BART!!
Bart- Just cuttin' through the treacle!

Lisa -If maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
Bart -Let me get away with loiter
Lisa -Teach us songs and magic tricks
Homer-Might I add - No fat chicks!
Marge - HOMER!

Lisa -The nanny we want is kind and sage
Homer -And one who will work for minimum wage
Lisa -Hurry nanny, things are grim,
Granpa - I'll do it!!
Bart + Lisa - Anyone but him!