I felt like a snack in the middle of the night
I crept down stairs for a nibble and a bite, ooee ooee
A crash beyond the kitchen door
Told me that it was back for more, ooee ooee

You might o' guessed, I am possessed
I really must insist
May I suggest invest in an exorcist

[Chorus:]

Help me, oo ee
oo ee, believe me
geist ooo ooo poltergeist ooo ooo
where's he?
in the pantry

I went goose pimplyfied
No where to run, no where to hide, for me
I was sceptical before
But a pantry poltergeist I saw here to stay

[Chorus:]
[Guitar time] You might o' guessed
[Chorus] & In the pantryPoltergeist
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