Yon: Dah-ba-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah

This is fun,
Let's do this again next week,
I think we should
Just had one,
Well, they told me that this gear was really good

Gatesy: Now I know we've been buddies,
For four hundred years
Through good and through cruddy,
And part-time careers

Scod: But recently I'm thinking,
Tripod: Indecently I'm thinking
Yon: I think you
Gatesy and Scod: I think you
Tripod: know what I'm thinking,
How's about it, you and me?

Yon: Yeah?
Aww
Well,

Tripod: Bugger off
I will love you to the end,
So bugger off
Yes, I know that we're good friends,
But bugger off
No, I'm not having a lend,
Just bugger off
I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now

Scod: Now you know,
Yon and Gatesy: You know
Scod: And you don't agree that we should do the do
Yon and Gatesy: Do the do, do the do, do the do
Scod: Prob'ly right,
Yon and Gatesy: You know
Scod: It would stuff us up as friends, I think so too

Yon and Gatesy: But then again you never know
Scod: Then again, you never know,
Yon and Gatesy: Oooh
Scod: If you don't give it a go
Yon and Gatesy: Oooh
Scod: If you spend your whole life choosing,
Yon and Gatesy: Oooh
Scod: In the end it's you who's losing

And what if you succeed and find,
Yon and Gatesy: What if you succeed
Scod: The perfect one you had in mind?
Yon and Gatesy: The perfect one you need
Scod: Things are never what you hope they'll be
Yon and Gatesy: Never hoped they'll
Tripod: It's true, just ask me

Bugger off
I will love you to the end,
So bugger off
Yes, I know that we're good friends,
But bugger off
No, I'm not having a lend,
Just bugger off
I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now

Yon and Gatesy: Ahh
Scod: I've got washing to do, and programs to watch

Tripod: Na na na (a'capella string quartet style vocals)

Bugger off