Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,But I've been seen with FarrahI'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine
I've been on fire with Sally Field,Gone fast with a girl named Bo,But somehow they did not end up as mine
It's a death defyin' life I lead,I take my chancesI die for a livin' in the movies and TVBut the hardest thing I ever doIs watch my leadin' ladiesKiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee
I might fall from a tall building,I might roll a brand new car'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star
I never spend much time in schoolBut I taught ladies plentyIt's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,blown up for Raquel WelchBut when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey
I might jump an open drawbridge,Or Tarzan from a vine'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine