I'm waiting
for my royalty check to come,
and it still hasn't come yet
It's about a year
over due
I guess it's coming
from the Big Royalty Check in the sky
I waited and the mailman
never dropped it in my letterbox
Oh, oh-oh, oh
I guess it's a Big Royalty Check in the sky
Oooh baby
But you can't
beat the tax man
and me
all at once