:::whistling:::

Goofy: Do you need a break from modern living?
Do you long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried just grab a friend
and take a ride together upon the open road

"Come on Maxie"

Max: All in all, I'd rather have detention
All in all I'd rather eat a toad Goofy (ugh)
And my old man drives like such a cluts
That I'm about to hurl my guts directly
Upon the open road

Goofy: There's nothing can upset me cuz know we're on our way
Our trusty map we'll guide us straight and true

Max: Roxanne please don't forget me I will return some day
(Ahh)Though I may be in traction when I do

Goofy: Me and Max relaxing like the old days
Max: This is worse than dragon breath and acne
Goofy: In a buddy-buddy kind of mode
Max: I'm so mad I think I may explode
Goofy: When I see that highway I could cry
Max: You know that's funny so could I
Both: Just being out on the open road

(Western music)

Cowgirls: Howdy, boys is this the way to Nashville?

Fat guy: Watch it Mack, or you'll be gettin' towed

Prisoner: I'm in no hurry to arrive cuz I'll be turning 65 the next
time I sees the open road

Little guy: Just a week of rest and relaxation

His wife: Yeah!
Little guy: And the odd romantic episode
Max: (Spoken) Very odd

Mickey Mouse: (Haha) It's Ca-la-for-ni-a or bust

Old Lady: Look out you dirtbags eat my dust From now on I
own the open road

Goofy: It's me and little Maxie, my pipsqueek pioneer

Nuns: They're partners forever westward ho yeeha

Max: Could someone call a taxi and get me out of here to
Beverly Hills 90210?

Everyone: Oh every day another new adventure
Every mile another new zip code
And the cares we've had are gone for good

Max: and I would go with them if I could

Everyone: I got no strings on me
I'm feeling fancy free
How wonderful to be
On the open roooo oo oo oo oo ooo ooooad

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