I had a pizza,
Covered with cheese
I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,
Stuck it back in the freeze

Look at my crust now,
See what I mean
It's getting all wrinkled,
And my pepperoni is hairy and green

Ah, 'cause it's moldy now,
It got moldy fast
How can I
Make leftovers last, make leftovers last?

I was so hungry,
What could I do?
I finished the pizza
And topped it all off with some mystery stew

Now I feel kinda queasy,
Yeah, yeah, what can I say?
So I called my physician
To wish him that he'd make a house call today