I know it's dumb to say,
That you are on my mind
I know it's stupid to dream,
That you might think of me as a man

I can loose my own tie knot,
I can button up my own pants
I can buy my own cigarettes,
I can pluck my own moustache

I read it's lame to wish,
That you won't walk out on me
I'm not embarrassed to sing,
Plainly the words love and your name

I can pay all my own bills,
I can unroll my own tights
I can untuck all I have to untuck,
I can weep through my own midnights

I can loose my own tie knot,
I can button up my own pants
I can buy my own cigarettes,
I can pluck my own moustache

I can pay all my own debts,
I can rip off my own tights
I can humiliate myself to your face,
I can weep through my own midnights