well tie me up
beat me with a stick (and hit me with a stick)
beat me beat me
yeah use a truncheon
or a household brick
beat me beat me

(chorus)

i'm black and blue
baby i love you
be your dog
for just one more flog
you don't hear me plead
make me bleed
beat me beat me

well use a truncheon
or a cricket bat
beat me beat me
a good beating's
really where it's at
beat me beat me

(repeat chorus)