Verse:
Everyday's the same old steady drone, like the tick of a metronome,
It never skips a beat
Every weekend catch a breath before, Monday drags us out the door
And it all repeats

Chorus:
Well, we both could use a break,
A day at home should do the trick
Why dont we just stay in bed and Call In Sick?

Verse:
Pull the blinds and don't take any calls, the machine can get them all
Today we don't exist
You can fake a cold, I'll fake a cough and we'll call the whole day off
I doubt that we'll be missed

Chorus:
Well, we both could use a break,
A day at home should do the trick
Why dont we just stay in bed and Call In Sick?

Bridge:
Time to pull yourself awake,
From this made-up holiday

Verse:
I know this one-window bedroom is not, your ideal vacation spot
But if we could waste the day,
Only getting in up to our toes, in waves of unfolded clothes,
Then its the perfect place

Chorus:
Well, we both could use a break,
A day at home should do the trick
Why dont we just stay in bed and Call In Sick?