I was drunk on hooch four nights long When I rolled underneath this mobile home The folks woke up and drove away Left me here with these two dead legs Now I'm r...

Chrokee sat on the same barstool Everyday 'til his wife dragged him back Drinking and talking about the old days, "They don't make them anymore like that" I did...

Grandma is a rhino My brother is a dog I can tell it's Animal Day 'Cause my best friend just turned into a frog Mommy is a monkey My girlfriend is a horse But I...

Someone smashed my alarm It's got me on the edge You know it's so sharp (Aaaaaaaa) And you know I won't go You know I won't go I don't wanna go (He won't go) Th...

(OR: An inebreated and slightly inbred white male is smitten by an overweight white woman he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry) I found five ...

Think twice about big tall cities That's right Think twice about big tall cities Think twice Right He closes his eyes to the world When he wakes up at night An...

Their frying fish in Chinatown And the wind smells of rain My head is ticking like a bom On a subway train Now I cut to the on high And I get opened up like ven...

Call box (1-2-3) I press the buttons now Voice keeps poppin' on the call box out Mop-man, do you receive? Ten-four, I gotta pull out I got an ETA, five-thirty o...

he got the high sign so he jumped a bus and along the roads that wind on through the hot mojave and the jericho / he'd start his whole life anew and what he'd l...

Well, I can't make love To the girls in this city 'Cause the girls Say I abuse them And I won't go out With girls because Girls will fall in love with you Every...

I started out in 1954, "What the hell was it all for?" He asked himself why- "What the hell an I gonna do now, Drink gin all night or fight?" He says this, he s...

{spoken:} Thanks a lot, thanks a whole lot Lulu sends her friends They cover the mouths with one hand Well, I keep waiting here Drifting around in a dark land A...

Well c'mon all you fellas So young and so fine Seek not your fortunes In the dark dreary mine It'll form as a habit And will seep in your soul 'Till a stream o...

Wall Of Voodoo - Do it Again It's automatic when I talk with old friends, the conversation turns to girls we knew when their hair was soft and long, And the b...

It was 1957, Evlis Presley came in the Spanish restaurant where Dora was working Dora took the order, bussed the plates, Poured the coffee as the party ate Col ...

It's the human thing to do On this life-like stage, We act a play, Well that's so human too Why don't you drink From my ruby red glass? Why don't you drink From...

The end of the daydream The end of the side The end of relations The end of my mind The end of the shoreline The end of the heat The end of the cold The end of ...

now i know i had something to say but the problem is to say something uhhyou gotta say it and i still don't remember a thing since that funny gas came out of th...

I'm Pilot and Jesus And I wept when Lennon died Yet I envied his assailant When I visited the shrine I cried for all those Beatle Fans So old so quick they grow...

There's something pulling on my sleeve Full of tension There's something breathing down my neck Full of tension Now if you wanna take it to the hilt You can tak...

Night, the city Its dark and lonely streets Rain falls on my face Mixed with salty tears Confirm your happiness Everything is looking good Look down, feel the p...

on a crowded street or from a passing car i can see the world from where i am people stand in line so they can buy their things they buy a vegetable or a can C...

I-65, Illinois moon A voice in my ear saying, "you're the fool" No-it's all in your mind Well, I'm not moving forward tonight I'm falling behind Snow on the cor...

When you're out on the street, he's a face in the crowd He's a voice in the back, and he's never very loud In a tribal mask, or a business suit He'll stab your ...

Sits and watches traffic pass Rejecting eyes, Pulling down the steel and glass She won't beg and no one will ask It moves too fast, for Joanne There's a silence...

Let's go Wanted: Strong and able-bodied worker Minimum wage Fifty-eight hour week An average joe from the grand design He breaks his back for big talk He pulls ...

look at the way they're walking / all those people around are giving me looks they keep a big secret on the quiet side / where's the nearest place to hide? look...

driving out of vegas in their automobile she was in the backseat while he was at the wheel with the windows wide open all the money from the store they'd gamble...

Love is a happy thing Love is a happy thing Everybody Love is a happy thing It gives the loggers a song they can sing It puts the bean right back in the green L...

Me and my dad We've got a good thing going Fishing trips, the hard way's the best Man-to-man talks, when the going gets tough The tough get going Follow me, son...

i feel a hot wind on my shoulder and the touch of a world that is older i turn the switch and check the number i leave it on when in bed i slumber i hear the rh...

In the shadows Beneath the bones We lie down Sicker than sun stricken animals Wearing his roman gown Yeah those crazy roman gowns Dinosaurs making up my world A...

Day tommorrow at the museums We'll see the light the creative way We'll see the way that man once lived And bring some mystery to our love again Why don't you ...

If it's the rough stuff ya want You can point yer finger at me 'Cause I can dish it out good But I don't give it away for free There's a price for my vice And I...

My Room with a view Views a room with a view That views my Room with a view I say My Room with a view Views a room with a view That views my Room with a view Yo...

well there's that man, he's got everything that he needs and when the world is falling in he'll never bleed he goes by jones in istanbul and smith in peru his j...

Let me out and let me in Everybody was breaking Through the chains of luck Through the sand, and in the wind Born with any break I'd want Every alarm clock radi...

Hey-ho, Daddy's home! Heeeerrrreeee's Johnny!!! Where did everybody go??!! Goodbye Chicago, Goodbye Miami skies, "ground control to Major Tom, My soul been psyc...

A telepathic line to a shadow On the wall, just a passenger and that is all Taking off on a midnight flight The airline ticket in his hand held tight Polar rout...

They don't want me They used to want me But they don't want me Anymore I used to belong Now I don't belong It's not the same song Anymore We used to play games ...

This business of love will never do Not for me and not for you This business of love will never die Not for you and not for I This business of love will never d...

Who's got a hand on the crackdown? Who's got the word on the double talk? Hands on the wheel in a flash of steel We got a secret letter with a government seal A...

wake up in the morning, pull myself out of bed think about the night before and everything i said i made lots of promises i know that i can't keep so i'll do it...

This slab of stone Stares at me So seriously and yet I'm Laughing The grass was soft And so I sat and painted what I'd been looking at Now starring in the trage...

I was walking through the jungle, and I Was looking for good business Something to take away the risk Break or bust or call it quits See an object in the air Se...

I was standing in line, I was biding my time I was watchin' a clock on the wall And it was two minutes till lunch, so I got good and ready Just then I heard the...

Jimmy, Jimmy, Where have you been? We had a date It's four am and you're Five hours late again Jimmy said he had a feeling tonight He couldn't go to sleep, It w...