She took me in the bedroom To show me her computer She asked me if I liked it I told her she was cuter She wasn't that great But it was getting kind of late She...

Anytime Lisa was what the guys named her You could have her tonight All you had to do was claim her There was nothing to stop them from taking her out Night aft...

She's tripping and flipping, flying and crying Trying to remember her name She's moping and groping, rope-a-dope Washing her hair in the rain Judy, she don't wo...

You can't think of what to say When people talk to you Oh no, now what will you do? There's nothing new to chat about So when in doubt drop a name It never fail...

Johnny's on top of the shopping mall Pretending like he's gonna fall Just throwing stones at a neon sign Saying over and over "She was mine all mine" The boy's ...

Hello dad, I'm in jail Hi dad, I'm calling you from jail Hi dad, happy birthday, I'm in jail Jail, jail, hi dad All those years, I'm in jail now I'm in jail, I ...

His garbagecan beret Was tilted at an angle What looked like a smile Turned out to be a mango He's got raw meat Dangling from his glasses Tonight is the night H...

At the loveless motel and restaurant out on highway 33 The matchbook says call for reservations Country ham and biscuits, delicious steaks I met a woman there o...

Well I saw a crowd a-gathered Must've been somebody shot Reporters scribbled shorthand And photographed the spot I moved in a little closer But I couldn't see n...

Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka lacka boom boom It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to ...

Every time we had a pay card I don't know how to use a telephone I can't talk to my baby I don't know if I can get along I said Hello operator, I'll be dead on...

She ran him over like a bus But he seemed to feel no pain Just laid there smiling Like a flower in the rain She shrunk his ego down so small That he didn't even...

I set charges in Maine and Florida In Washington and California I gave fair warning and lit the fuse Right at the beginning of the network news All I did was li...

I can't turn you loose If I do I'm gonna lose my mind I can't ever turn you loose, now If I do I'm gonna lose my mind Well, I can't turn you loose to nobody 'C...

When we were in love I pretended you didn't exist That way I loved you more You suggested we get married and move into a house I suggested that we jump overboar...

In K Mart wardrobe We waltzed across the water Reading chinese magazines Analyzing Himmler's dreams In K Mart wardrobe In K Mart wardrobe Latin generals passed ...

It's just another chapter In the never ending story Of love that's lost it's glory And just slipped away So save your tears for Shakespeare Because no one's los...

(Treated Like A Rubber Ball) My daddy took a look On the day that I was born And said he looks like corn And his feet are made of clay And then he walked away A...

Treated Like A Rubber Ball) My daddy took a look On the day that I was born And said he looks like corn And his feet are made of clay And then he walked away An...

Treated Like A Rubber Ball) My daddy took a look On the day that I was born And said he looks like corn And his feet are made of clay And then he walked away An...

When two cars crash you just pull them apart But when lovers come together They get tangled heart to heart And nothing and no one can make them come unstuck Oh,...

In my life there's just three things: Man versus nature, Man versus woman And man versus The Empire Brain Building Pontiac, pontiac Drive your car across the sk...

Maria called the police department On a Sunday afternoon "My husband's gonna kill me Please send somebody soon" "Where is he, ma'am, is he at your door? Has he ...

Little Rita and her sister Bette Met some mook who drove a purple Chevy He took them for a ride one summer night Told the girls he was a big producer Truth be t...

It was the third of September That day I'll always remember, yes I will 'Cause that was the day that my daddy died I never had a chance to see him Never heard n...

Professor Night haunts a bar Where he says that there are Two chicks for every guy He says hi and gets laid He's got it made And he hardly has to try And they d...

TV screen faces aren't pretty it's true But she will do anything I tell her to Her conversation's not what you'd call clever But she can't contradict me, oh no ...

Shadow and Jimmy Were always yesterday's news Jimmy's a bowler Shadow rents out his green bowling shoes Late Friday night When the bars are all shuttered and da...

Shadow and Jimmy Were always yesterday's news Jimmy's a bowler Shadow rents out his green bowling shoes Late Friday night When the bars are all shuttered and d...

You can't argue with death Can't break a burly sailor's neck You can't drink lava from plastic glasses And you can't influence the masses Can't tune a radio to ...

Keep your distance I haven't got a thing to say Where's the exit, what time is it anyway You said there was gonna be a party But I don't see a thing Where's thi...

At night only crickets No prowlers, no sirens No pinky ring hustlers No angel dust Byrons No bars on the windows No sabre-toothed neighbors Just good simple fol...

The air was filled with suspicion She poured us two martinis And tried to guess my mission I pretended to know nothing It's best to use discretion But she turne...

Jason came in from Peoria Wearing silk sunglasses His girlfriend Gloria wore metal shoes That emitted poison gases from the heels One drink of that stuff and -Z...

747 and an F-14 dogfight At that line between heaven and earth Two hundred tourists sucking Bloody Marys Stewardess smile fades into terror Charlie Businessman ...

Plastic flowers in her hair Don't they make a lovely pair Met last night at the slot machines Him in leather, her in jeans All night preacher does the ceremony ...

Monkey in the middle of a metal detector Hat of the cousin of the tax collector Automatic sensors in the president's skull Do you have yesterday's time? What up...

Wheel me out Wheel me out Wheel me out Wheel me out I'm lonely on thes wheels I'm really rude to you I'm the former scientist, now on wheels Then I was discou...

Zaz had red hair, he didn't care He always laughed loud, he wasn't proud Just a real easy guy who wouldn't tell a lie But then one day Zaz turned blue Zaz turne...