• Alar-The
  • Alarm Clock
    Woke up this morning to the sound of an alram clock ringing in my ear I rubbed my eyes glanced at my clock hit my roommate James in the head with a sock Rolled ...
  • Dexter
    Dexter was this little town my family used to live in All my kin lived real close and everyone had an opinion Grandma and gramps lived up the streets, right nex...
  • Flower Tattoo
    Do you want to go for a walk you can hold my hand we can laugh and talk You can lead the way, which way you want to go, tell me all the things you I really, rea...
  • Frank
    Frank was a contractor, who got up every morning Skinn'n cats and fix'n cars, his day was far from boring Souped up Ford, V-8 289, running down those punks was ...
  • Hui
    Came from Arizona with a twin finned board, thought he ride the waves Five hundred bucks from a surfing contest, he headed off to the North Shore Messed with th...
  • Jason E
    Jason E strutting on by the presby The way you walk, you slur your talk, can you tell me How could you choose the road you did, the walls behind you which you ...
  • King Of Polyester
    Pulled up as he parked the car then he took his little feet and walked right up to the door Went inside looking slick as snot with his smile so suave that the w...
  • Moses
    Every once and a while I start to contemplate how a person like me could be used by the great God Then I look to those who lived before me, in their imperfectio...
  • Open Minded
    Opened minded is your middle name you took us in with a blink of an eye Dancing fancy can't you tell me why you had your sudden change of mind Spoke a word or t...
  • Pup
    Followed you home one night after work Saw you go inside and watch Captain Kirk Ten o' clock rolled around the lights went out that's when I decided to roam abo...
  • The Devil Is Bad
    Verse 1 She was walking in the garden one day, when a snake slithered round her feet Follow me right over to this tree and I'll give you something good to eat I...