Goin' home late last night
Suddenly I got a fright
Yeah, I looked through a window & suprise what I saw:
Fairy boots are dancin' with a dwarf
All right now!

Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes
Well all right now!

So I went to the doctor to see what he could give me
He said, "Son, son, you've gone too far,
'cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do"