This is the comedy of Dr Bombay
You're not feeling very good?
You've got to see the doctor today

Many many people in my family tree
Almost everybody looks exactly like me
42 Cousins, I will never be alone
Every 20 seconds there's a ring on my phone

My uncle's brothers sister is my mother in law
I don't know, I don't know, tell me
There's only one thing that I really know for sure

That I am, that I am
Crazy
Oh oey oh
I'm Dr Boom Bombay
Oh oey oh
Yes I am the doctor
Oh oey oh
I'm Dr Boom Bombay
Oh oey oh
Come and see the doctor
Dr Boom Bombay Dr Boom Bombay
Dr Boom Bombay Dr Boom Bombay
Dr Boom Bombay Dr Boom Bombay
Dr Boom Bombay Dr Boom Bombay

24 brothers I can find in my home
18 others that I really don't know
All my sisters are married and gone
29 husbands and 32 sons

My uncle's brothers sister is my mother in law
I don't know, I don't know, tell me
There's only one thing that I know for sure

That I am, that I am
Crazy
Oh oey oh
I'm Dr Boom Bombay
Oh oey oh
Yes I am the doctor
Oh oey oh
I'm Dr Boom Bombay
Oh oey oh
Come and see the doctor
Dr Boom Bombay Dr Boom Bombay
Dr Boom Bombay Dr Boom Bombay
Dr Boom Bombay Dr Boom Bombay
Dr Boom Bombay Dr Boom Bombay

This is the comedy of Dr Bombay
You're not feeling very good?
You've got to see the doctor today

Oh oey oh
I'm Dr Boom Bombay
Oh oey oh
Yes I am the doctor
Oh oey oh
I'm Dr Boom Bombay
Oh oey oh
Come and see the doctor
Dr Boom Bombay Dr Boom Bombay
Dr Boom Bombay Dr Boom Bombay
Dr Boom Bombay Dr Boom Bombay
Dr Boom Bombay Dr Boom Bombay

Oh oey oh
I'm Dr Boom Bombay
Oh oey oh
Yes I am the doctor
Oh oey oh
I'm Dr Boom Bombay
Oh oey oh
Come and see the doctor
Yes I am the doctor
Come and see the doctor