Talking to you is like watching paint stay wet
One way traffic is all I ever get
I try to share my feelings but you're self obsessed
I've had it up to here this thing's a mess

I'm just trying to tell you that there has to be,
More to life than just me me me so hear this,
Honey - I quit, we're through
Listen to me - that's enough about you

You never did listen to a word I said,
Dull over dinner and a bore in bed
It's a no-win situation you just call collect,
Was it too much to ask for a little repect?