I see you in your office
Sending and recieving checks
But i know the quest for money
Comes from a quest for sex
So i cut to the chase
And forgot about my jo
And decided to stay home wit yo mama on my kno

I can see you laughing so i guess you think it's funny
But while your getting drunk, I've been gettin honey
And by tommorow night you'll be hungover and sick
And I'll be at my home wit yo mama on my dick

(Chorus)

Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list

Thinking your the man
Well i am bringing news
Our manhoods being measured by the woman that we choose
And you can't earn respect if all you ever pick is sluts
So I'll be staying home to let yo mama suck my nuts

(Chorus)

Eat more fruit, Plant more trees
Learn to shoot, Travel overseas
Wash the dog, Read a book
Find three chinese recipes to cook
Learn to waltz, and speak maltese
Ferment to invent a better feta cheese
The highest they get is number two
Cos number one on my list of things to do
Is Yo maaaamaaaaa
Yo maaaamaaaaaa
Yo maaamaaamaaa
Yo mamaaaaa

She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top

(techno)

In my dream I was a cop and i stopped to arrest her
Never met a whore more hardcore so i frisked her
Steamed up the beamer and needed the demister
When she licked my colon cleaner than a clyster
Got anotha blista from playin naked twista
Raw on the floor with ya mama and ya sista
Hadn't even kissed her but she still let me fist her
I let her drive home pissed and said
Asta la vista baby

Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list