Velma:
Billy, I been thinkin' a lot about my trial Couldn't I just
show you what I thought I might do on the witness stand?

Billy:
Go ahead

Velma:
Good! Hit it!
Well then, when I got on the stand I thought I'd take a peek at the jury
Then I'd cross my legs like this, you know

Quartette:
When Velma takes the stand

Velma:
Then, when Harrison cross examines me, I thought I'd give 'em
thisand then if he yells at me I thought I'd tremble like
this"ooh, no, please stop!"

Quartette:
When Velma takes the stand
Look at little Vel
See her give 'em hell
When she turns it on
Ain't she doin' grand?
She's got 'em eating out of the palm of her hand!

Velma:
Then, I thought I'd let it all be too much for me, like real dramatic
Then, I thought I'd get thirsty and say,
"Please, someone, could I have a glass of water?"

Quartette::
When Velma takes the stand
See that Kelly girl
Make that jury whirl
When she turns it on
She's gonna get 'em goin'
'Till she's got 'em gone

Velma:
Ah! Ah! Ah! Then, I thought I'd cry Buckets Only I don't
have handkerchief - that's when I have to ask you for yours!
I really like that part Don't you? Then, I get up and try to
walk; oh, but I'm too weak, and I slump and I slump and I
slump and I slump until finally, I faint!

Quartette:
When she rolls her eyes
Watch her take the prize
When Velma takes the stand!
When Velma takes the stand!