(To The Tune Of: Clementine)

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now