Parody of For A Change by Neal McCoy (S Seskin/S Sherrill) Love This Town Music (ASCAP)/All Over Town Music/Tree Publishing Co,Inc/New Wolf Music (BMI)
New lyrics by Cledus T Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music(BMI) Chris Clark Publishing Designee

It Seems like all my life
I've wanted to be a wife
So I went under the knife
And it really changed my life
Ever since that Oprah show
I've been wantin' me a change

Panty hose a time or two
What?
Garter belts and high heel shoes
No you di'int
Wore a big beehive hairdo
Stop!
So they kicked me out of school
Don't go there!
Everybody knew I was acting pretty strange

Since the change
They hardly recognize me
Even got a brand new name
I swear! I feel a little lighter
Since I went from Jim to Jane
It takes a while to get used to this
'Cause right now I'm still in pain
I was an unhappy man
Before the change

Rock my world little country boy, those Wrangler butts drive me nuts, uh!

Girlfriend I must confess
Go ahead
Last night I was in a mess
What happened?
My date, he was impressed
Huh-uh
Untill I got undressed
Huuuuh
When he saw my hairy chest
Uh-hoo-hoo-hoo
He said, "You better explain"
Don't you hate it when that happens?

Oh what's a girl to do?
Tell me
Hit him with my high heel shoes
No way
Once he came to, he knew
This woman's one bad dude
You are?
But I'm just the thing for you
That's right
If you're looking for a change
He-he Stop!

Since the change
They hardly recognize me
Girl, I even got a brand new name
I swear! I feel a little lighter
Since I went from Jim to Jane
It takes a while to get used to this
'Cause right now I'm still in pain
I was an unhappy man
Talkin' 'bout an unhappy man
Now I'm a happy wo-man
Since the change

No you di'int Stop it! What? Y-You go girl! Can't touch this!