Sometimes I swear, I need a drink
And sometimes I swear to god, I just don't stop to think
And I know tomorrow I'll regret all these things I did
I drank so much tonight I just feel stupid

I didn't go where I planned to get this drunk
And I guess my plan to get up and look for work is sunk
And I know tomorrow I'll regret all these things I did
I drank so much tonight I just feel stupid Randy!

And god only knows why I do these things
And god won't you tell me why it always ends the same
And still,

Sometimes I swear, I need a drink
And sometimes I swear to god, I just don't stop to think
And I know tomorrow I'll regret all these things I did
I drank so much tonight I just feel stupid
I drank so much tonight I just feel stupid