I don't know what happened to me
(She played him like)
A BOOGER!

She got me down on my knees
(She played him like)
A BOOGER!

I'm walking alone on these empty streets
(She played him like)
A BOOGER!

All I have are the clothes on my back and the shoes on my feet
(She played him like)
A BOOGER!

(Fuzz riff)
Oh yeah She played me like, yeah
(Ooh-ooh-ooh! )

She took all of my money then all of my time
(She played him like)
A BOOGER!

Now that she's left me, I will surely die
(She played him right! )