I love, a girl called Maria,
Her name is Maria
They call her Mari, Mari
Mari, Mari, Maria
She loves a guy who's a maori
A New Zealand maori
Yes, he's a maori, maori
Maori, maori, maori
They sailed
A kayak down the Murray
A kayak down the Murray
Down the Murray
Murray, Murray, Murray
They love pasta marinara
Pasta marinara
They love their mari
Mari, mari, marinara
They skipped
Through a field of marigolds
A field of marigolds
A field of mari,
Mari, mari, marigolds
They said
One day they would marry
One day they would marry
Yes they'd marry,
Marry, marry, marry, marry
Sadly they DIED this afternoon
CHA-CHA-CHA!