welcome to canada
its the maple leaf state
canada, oh canada
its great
people are nice and
they speak french too
if you don't like it man--you sniff glue
the great white north
the kids wear plaid
hosiers take off
its not half bad

i want to be
where yacks can run free
where the royal manties
can harass mee
lets go to canada
lets leave today
canada, oh canada
i s'il vouse plait

they've got trees and mooses and sled dogs
lots of lumber and lumber jacks and logs
people think its kind of a drag
that you have to go there
to get milk in a bag
they say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh!"
thats the mighty power of canada

i want to be where lemmings run into the sea
where the marmosets can
attack me
lets go to canada
lets leave today
canada, oh canada
i s'il vous plait
lets go to canada
lets leave today
canada, oh canada
i s'il vous plait

will you please explain to me
how this all has come to be
we forgot to mention something here
did we say that william shatners
is a native citizen
and slurpies made from better sin
than here

lets go to canada
lets leave today
canada, oh canada
i s'il vous plait
lets go to canda
lets leave today
canada, oh canada
i a'il vous plait