You don't get your dreamjob, 'cause you're too tall
You missed your wake-up call
A drunken guy crashed in your car,
Can't pay for your drinks at the bar
Your boss said, it was nice to work with you,
You think he's just a jerk
The new shoes you bought are ruined after a mile
The sheets are warm The fridge is filled
Everything's so funny,
Living in the land, the land of milk and honey
And now your girlfriend sold your favourite CD
They've towed your car away
While watching girls you fell from a tree
And that was hard, but now the best:
You haven't seen a girl undressed
Mummy said, they'd take you out of college
The sheets are warm The fridge is filled
Everything's so funny,
Living in the land, the land of milk and honey
The sheets are warm The fridge is filled
Everything's so funny,
Living in the land, the land of milk and honey
The sheets are warm The fridge is filled
Everything's so funny,
Living in the land, the land of milk and honey