There's a brand new terror riding in the sky,
unseen errors that ain't no surprise
You can't get off, nowhere to hide,
strap yourself in, it's gonna' be rough ride

Captain Chaos at the control,
doing loop de loop and aerobatic rolls
The black box is going into overtime,
they're calling out numbers
I think this one's mine

Goin' first class, so we're jumpin' the queue,
there there's a bang like an engine's blew
The orange horizon is where we wanna' go,
not thirty five thousand feet below

The hostess is worried, ain't serving no junk,
"If I die I wanna' die drunk"
The Captain's cool, says it's the norm,
"Hold on tight, we're going through a storm"

'Cus it's safer than walking - FOR SURE,
safer than crawling - ON ALL FOURS
Even safer than driving a tank,
but it seems to me like walking a plank

When we got on we were already high,
only had shades to protect our eyes
Get the ground light on 'fore we hit town,
we've had enough and we wanna' get down