Under the pines a hundred yards from the center of the universe,
And alarm goes off half the night
We'll pass around a cucumber and we'll peel a giant grapefruit,
And hope it doesn't rain on our leaky tent
After that horrible night of riding, we're glad to just be here
And soon enough we'll all be fast asleep
After that horrible night of riding, we're glad to just be here
And soon enough we'll all be fast asleep

Oh no these roads weren't made for the likes of you and me (but they're all I got)
A little shoulder could ease my troubled mind
Oh no these roads weren't made for the likes of you and me (but they're all I got)
A little shoulder could ease my troubled mind

And we'll pass around the cucumber and we'll share this can of beans,
Soon enough we'll all be fast asleep