Help me get off my lazy ass,
Don't ask me cause I'll have to pass,
A day goes by,
And then another,
My motivations going under

Convince them that I'm doing fine,
Laziness seems to be my crime,
Was my brain made the wrong design?
Locked in my room,
Yeah I'm doing time

Now I'm working nine to five,
Infomercials waste my time,
Inspiration going blind
Gone outta my goddamn mind
Now I'm pacing 'cross the room,
Need something that I can use
What the hell's a kid to do?

Everyday when you come home,
All I hear is whine and moan
But who am I to say that to you?
When I screw up everything I do

Now I'm working nine to five,
Infomercials waste my time,
Inspiration going blind
Gone outta my goddamn mind
Now I'm pacing 'cross the room,
Need something that I can use
What the hell's a kid to do?