Ahhhhhhh!!!!eeeeeegggss!!!!!!!
Bird OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The geek, with no beak:
He's so weak he cannot speak!
The geek, with no beak:
He's so weak he cannot speak!

Vestigial wings
And dwarven legs
A semper fi cranium
That's got automatic eggs
His gaping maw
Is geared to spew
He just might be a she
So Birdette will do!!

Go eat your eggs!
Force fed, force fed
Go eat your eggs!
Out of his mouth-
Straight at your head!!

With purple pants,
(They start to tear)
I reach out with all my might to
Poke out an eye
I poke out an eye!
I poke out an eye!

My seven year old smile:
Vanishing!
Eggs,
Why eggs?!
It's breaking my heart
It's hurting my nose
It's turning my skin green!
Why did you have to be so mean?!

In my dreams I despise you
More than you'll ever know
Even when I speak your name
It makes me fucking choke!

Bird YAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!

Bird

Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!

Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!