John and Jackie are up the tree
K I double S I N G
'Cos I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
Dave and Angie are up the tree
K I double S I N G
'Cos I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
George and Mildred are up the tree
K I double S I N G
'Cos I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
Bill and Hilary up the tree
They're not I N H A L I N G
'Cos I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
Tom and Jerry are up the tree
K I double S I N G
'Cos I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know

I love you
You love me
K I double S S I N G
Look at us
You and me
K I double S S I N G

Anne and Valerie up the tree
K I double S I N G
'Cos I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
Albert and Marilyn up the tree
K I double S I N G
'Cos I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know

Sid and Nancy are up the tree
K I double S I N G
'Cos I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know