Floral dresses hangin' on my wall
Next to my bathrobe
I wish I could wear the short, yeah
It would be really neat,
But my butt is too big
I'll settle for the long one
Have to wear the long one
Saw these shoes at Pic 'n' Pay or Payless
I never could tell the two stores a part
Well, these shoes were neat, but they
Wouldn't fit my feet
'Cause my size is a ten
I'll buy a bigger pair
'Cause my feet are big
Golden scrunchie sitting in my drawer
I can put my hair in it
But I wouldn't dare wear it 'cause it went
Out in ninety-two
But I'm hoping it may
Come on back in style
'Cause I have hair now