When I saw you piss on the rug
My heart fluttered and I knew it was love, true love
All the things that you said and did to your mom
Well, I knew you were the only one, the only one for me

Go and call the priest
So he can exorcize me
Be my ghoul tonight

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright

I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me
Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green
So beautifully

Across your stomach it said, "Help me"
I gotta know, will you marry me?
Captain Howdy

Now go and call the priest
So he can exorcize me
Well, be my ghoul tonight

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright

Go and call the priest
So he can exorcize me
Be my ghoul tonight

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright

When I saw you piss on the rug
My heart fluttered and I knew it was love, true love
And on your stomach it said, "Help me"
I gotta know, will you marry me?
Captain Howdy