What in the world are you waiting for?
Are you waiting for a sign?
Grab my hair! Take me home!
Let me know you're mine!

None of this "women's lib" for me
I just want to be controlled
I can't think for myself;
I need to be told

CHORUS:
I want an old fashioned man
Who's not afraid of a woman;
Keeps me in my place;
Takes me for granted - for granted!
I want an old fashioned man
Who'll treat me just like they used to;
Keeps me in my place;
Stops me from working - working!

Throw away my Cosmopolitan --
It can only turn my head!
Anyway, I'm not meant to have fun in bed!

I don't want "equal opportunity" --
It's too difficult for me!
I'll just stand by my man very quietly

Repeat CHORUS