Neil Young) (various dates)

Tried to save the trees, bought a plastic bag
The bottom fell out, it was a piece 'a crappiece of crap

Wanted an LP, only had CD's
Digitally clean, it was a piece of crappiece of crap

Bought myself a can, thought it'd take me far
The dealer was a liar, he was a piece of crappiece of crap

Got it from my friend, on him you can depend
I found out in the end, it was a piece of crappiece of crap

I'm trying to save the trees, I saw it on TV
They cut the forest down to build a piece of crappiece of crap

Picked up a magazine to read about the scene
It didn't tell me beans, it was a piece of crappiece of crap

I went back to the store, they gave me four more
The guy told me at the door it was a piece of crap
It was a piece of crap