Heard there's a party in the town, so I've got me beer and Merrydown
Got me bottles and me cans, gotta get in if I can

No invitation, but it don't stop me,
No invitation, gatecrash yer party,
No invitation, but it don't stop me

Though I don't know no-one here, i'll still take yer food and drugs and beer
And as I don't live here I don't care, if I start to throw-up everywhere

Gonna screw a bird in yer bog, gonna be sick as a dog
Gonna crash out in yer bed 'cos I'm gonna be pissed outta me head