I've got a story to tell, would you mind listening
I can always count on
you we're such good friends
And I need to talk about my situation and
you're the only one who'll understand
Now someone's got designs on my baby
She's making her intentions very plain

We both know this ole gal
that I'm talking about, but I don't
want to mention any names
Well she's asked him to slow dance way too often
She's made suggestions I don't
like at all I'm trying to let her know that
I'm wise to her game, but I
don't wanna mention any names

Well I can understand why she'd want him
Oh you've even said yourself he's quite a prize
She's about a good of friend as you are
Come to think about it she's just about your size
If she don't back off there's gonna be some trouble
I'm prepared to make that very plain
I sure hope I've said enough, and just between the two of us

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